The 9-Grid Orbit
LIVE CLASS SERIES
Can we agree on something? Posting to the grid is the worst. It’s so much effort for so little reward. And it’s getting harder and harder to be seen.
What if you could reclaim that time (and anxiety) with an Instagram strategy that freed you to do the things that actually work? (Read: New clients and money in your bank account.)
Imagine having the time to blog, batch your podcast, slay SEO, record YouTube videos, become a Pinterest princess, or do whatever it is that actually brings in your people. Because…Instagram ain’t it.
That’s why I created The 9-Grid Orbit—a low-lift, astrology-based Instagram strategy for intuitive entrepreneurs.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS
A 9-grid is a collection of nine, strategic Instagram posts that bring new visitors on a journey from browser to buyer. In The 9-Grid Orbit, astrology is our muse and our outline.
Each post (plus the bio) correlates with a planet. The planet informs the theme and content of the post.
For example, the Sun post (the planet representing identity and purpose) is an “about me” post. The Saturn post (the planet representing obstacles and challenges) describes the problems you solve with your product or service. And so on…
Stop agonizing over what to post
Have a presence on Instagram (without actually having to be present there)
Want your profile to work like a mini website or business card
Have the bandwidth to show up in more fun (and more algorithm-friendly) places like reels and stories
Astrologer, author, and your cosmic grid guide.
No, I’m not an Instagram expert. But I am a fellow entrepreneur who’s tired of Instagram stealing all my energy. I’ve run a successful astrology business for over ten years with a very on-again-off-again Instagram relationship. What’s that shown me? Instagram is not required to have a successful business. However, it’s still nice to have…as long as it’s on your terms.
The 9-Grid Orbit is structured as a live, do-it-with-me, five-day class series. (Yes, I’ll be making my own 9-grid during class too! It was on my to-do list anyway, so I figured I’d invite some friends.)
When: February 9-13, 2026 at 2pm-3:30pm eastern (replays available for 30 days)
Where: Zoom
Cost: $297
Each day is devoted to two planets. I’ll spend the first part of class teaching you the strategy behind these planets and offering prompts, ideas, caption templates, and design suggestions for each. Then, we’ll spend the remainder of class writing the damn thing! Yes, you’ll actually leave each class with two finished posts! No procrastinating here!
The result? An organized, thoughtful, cosmically-inspired Instagram profile that converts.
(Please note that I'm not offering design templates, just design suggestions. Your girl is not a designer...)
What's Included:
5 Live trainings
30-Day replay access
The 9-Grid Orbit Caption Template
All sales final.